Make sure to read all the way to the end!!!
Too funny!
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a an
Envelope with "Mom" written on it lying on the bed. In great
trepidation, she tears open the envelope and reads the enclosed letter,
her heart in her shoes.
Dearest Mom:
I am so happy; I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I have found
real passion and he is so nice, with his piercing and Special tattoos,
especially the one with my name in a heart. I just
Love his big motorcycle, but it's not only that, Mom, I'm sort of
Pregnant and Yaqui (that's Swahili for "Warrior Prince") said that we
will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me
and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone, so we'll
be growing it for ourselves and Yaqui's friends, who will swap for all the
cocaine and ecstasy drugs we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the
AIDS cure, for Yaqui to get better. Don't worry about me, Mom, I'm 15 years
old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to
know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Melissa Louise
P.S.: Hey, Mom, don't freak, none of this is true.
I'm at Judy's house. I just wanted to show you there are lots
worse things in life than the report card in my desk drawer . . .
Love you,
Missy
P.P.S.: Call me when it's safe to come home.
Comments (1)
That's hilarious!!! And so true. Thanks for sharing, have a great Saturday.
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