February 16, 2007

  • Made me laugh….

     ATTORNEY:   Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 
    WITNESS:       No. 
    ATTORNEY:   Did you check for blood pressure? 
    WITNESS:       No. 
    ATTORNEY:   Did you check for breathing? 
    WITNESS:       No. 
    ATTORNEY:  So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? 
    WITNESS:      No. 
    ATTORNEY:  How can you be so sure, Doctor? 
    WITNESS:      Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. 
    ATTORNEY:  But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? 
    WITNESS:  Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Comments (3)

  • LOL…this reminds me of the court proceedings I’ve caught glimpses of in the past few days where they are deciding who should take custody of Anna Nicole Smith’s body!

  • I just want to know if they are ever going to decide who the heck that kids Dad is! lol. How many men was she sleeping with!!!?

  • Apparently a whole lot within a few days time frame…either that or these men who are claiming to be the father have no knowledge of basic biology/physiology!

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